February 22, 2024
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  1. Why did the real estate agent bring a photo album to the open house? So he could sell the home before the buyer even walked through the door!
  2. Why do real estate agents always look presentable? Because they know how to make a good impression!
  3. Why did the homeowner refuse to sell his house to the banker? Because he didn’t want to give up his mortgage!
  4. Why do ghosts make great real estate agents? Because they’re always ready to give you a good scare!
  5. Why do real estate agents love the fall season? Because they get to leaf through all the new listings!
  6. Why did the real estate agent refuse to show the haunted house to his clients? Because he knew they wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance!
  7. What’s the difference between a real estate agent and a pit bull? Lipstick!
  8. Why did the real estate agent go to therapy? Because he had a lot of issues with closing!
  9. Why was the real estate agent always calm and collected? Because he had a lot of properties under his belt!
  10. Why did the real estate agent go to the gym? To get fit for closing day!
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