- Why did the real estate agent bring a photo album to the open house? So he could sell the home before the buyer even walked through the door!
- Why do real estate agents always look presentable? Because they know how to make a good impression!
- Why did the homeowner refuse to sell his house to the banker? Because he didn’t want to give up his mortgage!
- Why do ghosts make great real estate agents? Because they’re always ready to give you a good scare!
- Why do real estate agents love the fall season? Because they get to leaf through all the new listings!
- Why did the real estate agent refuse to show the haunted house to his clients? Because he knew they wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance!
- What’s the difference between a real estate agent and a pit bull? Lipstick!
- Why did the real estate agent go to therapy? Because he had a lot of issues with closing!
- Why was the real estate agent always calm and collected? Because he had a lot of properties under his belt!
- Why did the real estate agent go to the gym? To get fit for closing day!
Author: Mr.Oz
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